GET YOKED: Extreme Bodybuilding
GET YOKED: Extreme Bodybuilding is a chaotic, over-the-top roguelike deckbuilder where you’re not just chasing strength—you become the muscle. Developed by gregs-games, this game blends satirical fitness culture with strategic card-based gameplay. You sculpt every part of your character’s massive, disproportionate body using cards that build gains, manage fatigue, and avoid injury. It’s about choosing whether to train arms or legs—or go all-in on glutes—while navigating a comically intense path to bodybuilding glory.
In each competition, you must reach a minimum number of Gains before time runs out, using a hand of training, rest, and supplement cards. But overtraining leads to Fatigue, and unchecked fatigue causes Injury—locking that body part until you recover. You build your routine, balance your recovery, and bulk your way through absurd competitions like Flex-off Nationals and Yoke Off. With different bodybuilders, decks like Juicer, Zen, and Masochist, and over 200 cards, every run brings new strategies and unexpected muscles.
Why Players Love GET YOKED
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🏋️♂️ Unique Theme: A bodybuilding card game where every decision affects your ridiculous physique.
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🧠 Strategic Deckbuilding: Balance training and recovery with real consequences for overtraining.
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🩻 Funny but Smart: Satirical yet surprisingly deep; your biceps may be big, but your choices matter.
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🔁 Replayable Campaign: Different decks, daily runs, difficulty levels, and a deep progression system.
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🎮 Simple Controls: Mouse-only drag and click interface—easy to play, hard to master.
FAQ
Q: Can I focus on one muscle group only?
A: Absolutely. Want to become the king of quads or the glute overlord? The game supports hyper-focused builds—but watch for fatigue.
Q: What happens if I get injured?
A: Injuries lock the affected body part, preventing gains from that area until you heal. It can ruin a run if not managed.
Q: Is this the full game or a demo?
A: This is a playable prototype, showing the core mechanics. The developer plans to expand it with more decks, paths, and build variety.
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